Things I've learned since moving to St. Croix

11.  Chickens can fly.
10.  Roosters are beautiful.
09.  Ghost crabs are evil.
08.  You can drive through a pothole as big as a bathtub in a tiny Toyota.
07.  Tourists shouldn't drive.  Ever.
06.  Bats are wonderful.  They eat mosquitos.
05.  Air can be soft.
04.  It is too cold to swim in October, even if the water is over 80 degrees.
03.  Cops can drive and drink Heineken at the same time (apparently, it has to be Heineken)
02.  Hurricanes suck all the air away
01.  There is nothing like island life